I don't know if there is anything worse than school lunch. It looks like poop, tastes like poop, and smells like poop. Mrs. McNaughton even agrees. She just walked by and told me herself. She said that when her husband was in seventh grade he threw a piece of cheese on the cafeteria ceiling. Later, when he was in ninth grade that same piece of cheese was still there, proving the plastic cheapness of itself.
How I think school lunch is made:
First, they go to the dumpster and find anything that's not metal (mainly plastic) and grab it for there "food". Second, they divide them into color groups so they put them together to make it look like certain foods. Then they arrange the garbage into things that look like food by adding together plastic of different colors. Next, they put there "food" in the oven for 20 minutes in order to make it somewhat hot. Then they serve it as if nothing happened. You'll also occasionally find a hair in your lunch, compliments of the chef.
4 comments:
I totally agree with you! I've had to stay in a hospital for a whole week and I actually liked the hospital food over the cafeteria food. The oatmeal must have been chopped up cardboard!
Your lucky you haven't found a toenail in your food. That's what my brother's friend did in elementary school, he never ate the school's pizza again.
I totally agree. One time I was eating my school lunch and I found a hair and it was disguisting. And with the cheese you are totally right. Today I had pizza and the cheese was like totally plastic. It was revolting.
I like some foods. I have seen the pizza truck before though. ya know the chicken sandwitches? they feed them to dogs if they have extras.
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